2006/06/16

Sex & Carolies

想減肥的人有福囉!!你(妳)最近變胖了嗎??
可試試這方法哦!!!.....

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> 性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
> Look how many calories you can burn:
> 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:

●TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
> With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
> Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡

●TAKING OFF THE BRA    脫掉胸罩
> With both hands..................8 cal   用雙手 8卡
> With one hand....................12 cal  用單手 12卡
> With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
> With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡

●PUTTING ON THE CONDOM  戴上保險套
> With erection..........................6 cal  勃起時 6卡
> Without erection.................315 cal  未勃起時 315卡

●PRELIMINARIES       第一次
> Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal  試著找到入口 8卡
> Trying to find G spot............92 cal  試著找到G點 92卡
> Without caring at all...............0 cal  根本都不注重 0卡

●WHEN DOING IT      開始做的時候
> Holding her up.....................12 cal  把她抱起來 12卡
> Just on the floor.....................8 cal  躺在地上 8卡

● POSITIONS         姿勢
> daddy-mummy...................12 cal  一般式 12卡
> 69 laying..............................8 cal  躺臥69式 8卡
> 69 standing up..................112 cal  直立69式 112卡
> Trolley..............................216 cal  手推車式 216卡
> Italian chandelier...............912 cal  義大利吊燈式 912卡

●HAVING AN ORGASM    達到高潮
> Real.................................112 cal  真的 112卡
> Fake................................315 cal  假的 315卡

●POST ORGASM             高潮之後
> Staying in bed......................................18 cal  還留在床上18卡
> Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal  立刻跳下床36卡
> Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床816卡

●GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION  第二次勃起
> Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal  16-19歲 12卡
> from 20 to 29...................................36 cal  20-29歲 36卡
> from 30 to 39.................................108 cal  30-39歲 108卡
> rom 40 to 49.................................324 cal  40-49歲 324卡
> rom 50 to 59.................................972 cal  50-59歲 972卡
> over 60........................................2916 cal  過了 60 歲2916卡

●PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES     穿上衣服
> Quietly..............................................32 cal  靜悄悄地32卡
> Being in a hurry.................................98 cal  匆匆忙忙地98卡
> With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候1218卡

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