想減肥的人有福囉!!你(妳)最近變胖了嗎??
可試試這方法哦!!!.....
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> 性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
> Look how many calories you can burn:
> 你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里:
●TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
> With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
> Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
●TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
> With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡
> With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
> With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
> With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
●PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套
> With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡
> Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡
●PRELIMINARIES 第一次
> Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡
> Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
> Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
●WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
> Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
> Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
● POSITIONS 姿勢
> daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡
> 69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
> 69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
> Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
> Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
●HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮
> Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
> Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
●POST ORGASM 高潮之後
> Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
> Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床36卡
> Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床816卡
●GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
> Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
> from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
> from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
> rom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
> rom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
> over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲2916卡
●PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
> Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地32卡
> Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地98卡
> With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候1218卡
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